Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I've retired and I'm actually fucking thankful that I did.

Some fairy must have given my phone number out and now it seems like every fruitcake in the city has calling me looking for work. It used to be I would only get a few calls a month from the gays but lately it seems like almost every guy is now looking for homosexual experiences.

If this keeps up I think I'm going to see about starting a gay male escort service.