Look, with Democrats taking control of the House, Trump's impeachment is right around the corner. Its in the bag now.
And Jeff Sessions resigned. It was either because he's unwilling to work for a soon-to-be-impeached president. He'd soon be out of a job anyway. No sense in beating a dead horse. Resign now, be done with it, and spare your name from being tarnished when the impeachment is finalized.
Or it could have been because the Muller investigation found such damning evidence against Trump that it shook Sessions to his very core. Perhaps he's a man of such integrity that he cannot live with himself knowing he's serving under such a blasphemy upon this earth.
Either way, we've finally won. Newsweek can begin reprinting those Madam President covers again, and have them ready for the Big Day. And in case you forgot:
