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Originally Posted by AdultKing
Definitely Sally Rand, absolutely not a webmaster, but that's GFY these days  |
Yeah, I just claim my first site went up in ‘93. I retired and said I had 150+ websites but never had one. A programmer from gfy is coding for me but it’s a lie. Hell, I claim I produced videos and accompanying websites but I dream. I was featured on Channel Four in Britain but it wasn’t me and I had a model portray me.
Wait, looking down I see a tree! I must be John and not Pam. The truth is out. Don’t know the first thing about html or ftp or getting to a website via dos prompt. I still want to learn how to have a website. I could learn in the thirty minutes I spend here each day.
I’d learn from the webmasters who are here 24/7! That’s the ticket! Why waste time at Netscape or Lycos or when I can learn so much here! After all, you assholes errr so-called webmasters discuss html and JavaScript and talk about image reduction all the time. Y’all share such good information on building successful websites. And those tips on how to get traffic and signups by putting images on a site that attract men but aren’t in the site? Wow. Lie, misadvertise, upcharge ... you really taught this guy errr girl how to rip-off people easily.
My hopes are to be just like y’all and brag about imaginary business! Ah, it’s nice to have life goals at 25. Let me go peruse the recent posts about making money as an adult webmaster. The knowledge will stay with me forever.
PS: This post is mostly bullshit ‘cept for the first paragraph. The rest is tongue-in-cheek while I soak my feet in a massaging foot bath. I think it feels really good!