"you'll cum in your depends"
"run by a dirty old man for dirty old men"
"Come sit on grandad's lap"
"i'm old but not dead"
"who needs viagra, we've got daily updates"
"grab some prune juice and check out my tgp"
"i'm old and crazy, bookmark me"
"Social security pays my bandwidth"
"viagra, KY jelly, ben gay, and grandad.com. all you need"
"Some things get better with age."
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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