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Old 12-06-2018, 06:35 AM  
HairyChick
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Originally Posted by Paul Markham View Post
This is why some think you're a man. The vagina is made to pass a baby's head, so there is no man with a cock that fits snugly. It's also built with muscle that can be used to tighten around the cock.
Lol who thinks I’m a man based on that comment?! Do you think these muscles just pop open??? Have you ever tried to put in a tampon?!?! As a virgin it hurts and it takes a few times to loosen up. That tiny little thing can be uncomfortable as hell

The muscle is Kegel and and you can tighten it but it isn’t easy at first. We’re told to use it after childbirth to tighten up the loose muscles. I learned that in health class in junior high school.

A baby could pass through me but never has, so a cock would still fit somewhat snug. After eleven years of no sex, I think I am tighter than I was. Not sure and not ready to test that theory.

But you keep thinking I’m a man because I said a pussy was loose according to a friend. Have fun thinking I’ve got a cock. Guess my tv appearance on Channel 4 as a hairy woman and spokesperson was with a fake Pam who learned the thick Boston accent very quickly. She looked exactly as I described myself from hairy forearms to short 23” legs. I found someone to have the right sized boobs and with vision in one eye.

Wow I’m good enough to fool Paul and the whole country! I deserve an Oscar!!!

You keep thinking I’m a guy. It’s okay. Really. I’m probably not sick and my medical history and coma are all faked. I spent a year researching all the medical information needed to gain sympathy. In return I got ... hmmm what did I get here from all that work!?!?!!

Time for me to go back to sleep. Errrr that’s my excuse. I’m really going to the gym to work on my manly male body. Or to my manly construction job. No. My manly job as a female impersonator!!!!!!!
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