Hah @ "The fact that this can be flown automatically means that it’s basically hands free. I can hover the drone outside a window and have both hands to masturbate with. It’s great. It even returns home once the battery gets low so I don’t have to worry about flying it back when I’m mid wank and might be about to cum."
I've never seen this site before "Mashing the news online since 1962" reminds me I haven't checked out the Onion in a while.
Remember when people associated sites like this with fake news instead of CNN;-)
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