12-12-2018, 05:36 AM
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StraightBro
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA
Posts: 56,229
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Originally Posted by nico-t
You placing yourself above people who are obviously a lot smarter than you (at least 55%) is both funny and sad to see.
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Well... NatalieK is definitely above you and she's definitely smarter than you.
court tomorrow morning - bottle of booze i stole at a club
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Originally Posted by nico-t
short story:
- grabbed a bottle from bar at club
- a while later i was grabbed by some bouncers: "pay 100 euros or we call police"
- didnt pay ofcourse, police came, courtcase was born
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I just realized it's me who stinks
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Originally Posted by nico-t
today i was wondering wherever i went, why it was stinking everywhere.
Now i just thought that im wearing these sweat pants for the last couple of days that i havent washed in a few weeks, and its my own stench
pretty disgusting 
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When im drunk i see ghosts.
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Originally Posted by nico-t
Seriously. When im typing this i see a figure next to me, watching how i type. When i look to my right, he dissapeares but another one stands at a table a lil further from me.
Now as i type this i saw some fuck leaning next to me on the table, with one hand next to my keyboard. It's veery weird, I am alone but it seems like there are alot of people surrounding me now.
FUCK!! I just saw some fuck with his elbow on the table next to me. Very fucking weird. And there he is again. FUCK
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