A few charges were under-reporting income on taxes and things not related to The Donald. Three years for all those first-time offenses is fine, considering the millions in fines he has to pay.
March 6 he finds out where he’ll go to jail. I’m thinking a country-club prison like Martha Stewart and not a hardcore prison with murderers and rapists. I’m curious if he’s about to be disbarred. Lawyers with prison records aren’t in demand.
Will he get extra visitation if The Donald intervenes? Extra pudding? Or will he get toilet cleaning duty, kitchen dishes or shower scrubbing duties?
He’ll get out, write a book blaming The Donald and outside influences, do a tv tour and teach at some college about what not to do as a lawyer.
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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