Originally Posted by MFCT

Yesterday's record gains prove once again the versatility of Obama's powerful economic policies, despite Trump's best efforts to sabotage and destroy this nation's monetary system. The economy is booming and not even Trump can stop it! LOL, Obama truly is our great leader! If Hillary doesn't run again, at least please Obama run again.

But to be fair, I'm no economist. I cannot tell you exactly what series of events led to yesterday's record gains. Though this one day historic record will no doubt be studied closely by experts for years to come.

And in the minuscule chance that today's gains were in fact due to Trump's economic policies instead of Obama's (highly unlikely)........ well, if that were to turn out to be true, I feel compelled to state just for the record:

I feel those gains are racist. I feel they were intended to make poor people in Mexico, Honduras, and Syria to be economically devastated and starve to death and die slowly and terribly. And all the while, Trump is pocketing those gains and laughing all the way to the bank. I rend my clothes in anguish and cry with a broken heart that Trump is using the stock market to suck out what little money these poor migrants have in their pockets. And is making them die of starvation, because he's decided he wants to be a racist.

So there.