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TheSpaceBulldog · 08-24-2003, 02:54 PM

I'm finally free with a short list of what not to do in T.J unless you're trying to go to "jail"

1. Piss = $25 fine or goto jail

2. Spit = see above

3. Cop an attitude for some green card having ass that calls you "pinchi maette"= depends on how bad you kicked his ass it could be a $100 fine or a session with Poncho!!!

And a bonus for all the gringos that don't know how to get the Mexican street vendors from pestering you...

1. When one of these guys begin to harass you stop him cold in his tracks by saying "You have nice things here, but what I'm looking for is a red, white and blue firehydrant with an eagle flipping the bird to Saddam".

Have fun watching them scratch their heads in bewilderment...
Of course you can come up with your own bullshit to tell them, this one is just for starters...

08-24-2003, 02:54 PM
TheSpaceBulldog Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Inside a 40oz of Budweizer Posts: 1,103	Things not to do in T.J.... I'm finally free with a short list of what not to do in T.J unless you're trying to go to "jail" 1. Piss = $25 fine or goto jail 2. Spit = see above 3. Cop an attitude for some green card having ass that calls you "pinchi maette"= depends on how bad you kicked his ass it could be a $100 fine or a session with Poncho!!! And a bonus for all the gringos that don't know how to get the Mexican street vendors from pestering you... 1. When one of these guys begin to harass you stop him cold in his tracks by saying "You have nice things here, but what I'm looking for is a red, white and blue firehydrant with an eagle flipping the bird to Saddam". Have fun watching them scratch their heads in bewilderment... Of course you can come up with your own bullshit to tell them, this one is just for starters...