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Old 01-30-2019, 04:42 PM  
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this is a good one...it is a true story of a guy who got marooned in the pacific while collecting bird shit and ended up with crazy fiji dudes who wanted to trade black teeth with westerners...the islanders hid their feces because if somebody else stole their feces, they could show the feces to the dried heads of their dead ancestors and a terrible curse would fall upon the dude who shat the shit...but this marooned guy did not have his ancestors heads so he became a figure of trust...good shit...

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