My beard -- I love it!
True story... I started wearing my beard different now -- I push it forward and it curls up to match my mustache... looks cool as shit... So I'm walking down the street and these two chicks point at me and I'm thinking WTF this beard is nuts -- so i keep walking -- the fucking did a U-Turn, pull up to me and are asking me out the window "hey where's the reefer in this town?" -- I lift up my hands "i don't know" -- she says, "yeah right, I see your beard!"
I start laughing and they pull off...
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