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Originally Posted by TheSquealer
I have the sweetest adult male African Lion.
He weighs 320 pounds.
The kids love him.
He's very protective of them.
He is like a child to us.
He's one of the family.
You can't imagine how shocked we were when our beloved African Lion named Peanut attacked a school bus full of children and ate them all.
We are still trying to understand how those kids provoked Peanut and provoked him into eating them and what they did to upset our cute little harmless baby kitten.

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This is the kind of creativity and satire I enjoy, hilarious.
Nice meltdown crucifissio.
