OK, so long story short, there's this local asshole who I went to school with. Used to be a total bully and no one liked him. Didn't achieve anything for himself after leaving school. Stayed on government benefits and spent most of life just causing other people trouble. Fast forward to late last year and his parents died and left him a substantial inheritance. So he's bought a place locally and invited everyone he can remember the name of, to come over for a 'party' and to see 'How well he has done for himself..'
He really isn't being nice in throwing the party. He just wants to lord up how much money he now has, through no achievement of his own, other than being the fastest sperm out of his father's ball-sack... So, I've decided to attend, and think it would be cool revenge to "drop a deuce", and then hide it somewhere in his house.... But where? The bed would be too obvious, and if I put it somewhere too remote, he may never find it. I want him to come across it, within the next day or so, and think - Fuck ! Who left that there? They must really dislike me...
So what do you reckon guys? Where is a good location for me to leave his 'gift' ?
