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Originally Posted by Dead Eye
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I'll toss you a bone and don't ever complain that I never give anyone some advice without charging for it.
1.
Find yourself an 80-year-old woman that spent too much time in the sun. Then get yourself a young tranny with a schlong the size of king kong.
2.
Next film the old woman wearing torn and stained granny panties and have her take out her false teeth and wash them in the kitchen sink. Then make her walk over to the table and start eating a bowl of lasagna without putting her teeth in her mouth.
(Best if you put them on the table next to the food for the sake of imagery)
3.
Now get the fairy to come in wearing a dress and with bug eyes like he's stoned. He lifts up his dress and proclaims that he's a lesbian and really needs someone to suck his overgrown clitoris and play with his balls.
4.
Hopefully, the she-male can not get it hard so the old woman gets angry and starts trying to fuck it in the ass with some sort of kitchen utensil.
5.
The lasagna should go flying across the room and make a royal mess to close the scene.
Film that and figure out how to get it to the consumer and you'll make serious money.