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Old 03-30-2019, 01:45 PM  
crockett
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Originally Posted by CyberSEO View Post
Your food is nasty, your cars are garbage (better than Russian garbage but still are a garbage), your women (most of but not every one of course) look like a puke of CurrentlySober... But, there is a huge "but"! I really love your:
  1. Jeans
  2. Zippo lighters
  3. Playing cards made by USPCC

P.S. These are the only things I have with a logo "made in USA". Well, except the Zippo lighters, because I'm not a smoker but I really like the style.
You are lying.. We know your entire wardrobe is Adidas tracksuits.

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