Have fox and friends do a story on how you're Trump's #1 fan. Make sure to praise him and kiss his ass during filming. You should be a shoe in for sec of defense (no experience or knowledge required).
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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
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