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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy
I cannot pick up beer from the floor . . .
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You're thinking about it the wrong way. Here's a professional tip for you. Go down your local park or bit of wasteland here underaged drinkers tend to gather. Hide in some bushes, upwind from them, and then here's the clever bit...
Shit yourself, fully hardcore, then wait for them to smell it... Eventually one will come to investigate the stench. Try to remain unseen for as long as possible, then burst out the bushes suddenly, shouting and yelling and stinking of shit and basically acting a bit mental. Nine times out of Ten, the youths will flee immediately leaving whatever they were drinking behind.
Simply collect up all the empty cans and bottles etc, then tip the remaining liquid from each into the biggest one, to create a cocktail. The cocktail will usually taste pretty good cause it's different every time and contains more different types of alcohol than one in a pub. Plus its free too ! BONUS !