HairyChick

Happy Passover to those who celebrate it. Last night until the 27th you can’t eat bread or flour products. Mah nishtanah ha lyla ha .... Hebrew school learning stays with you.

I remember the matzoh years and constipation. The craving for bagels. Eating in a Chinese restaurant fifteen years ago and being loudly berated by a shnorer with a big mouth. Her rant started with our being there on Passover and went on for awhile. I finally said, “why are YOU here?” and people clapped. My mom told her that it’s our business and not hers — as the waitress brought her takeout order up front and called out “Feingold.”

She walked quickly right out the door!! Hypocrisy makes me want to hurt people.

Enjoy your matzoh brei which I love. Enjoy the tradition of being a Jew. Be proud that tradition matters to you.

Zai gezundt.

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