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Originally Posted by Dead Eye
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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obama and a hippy are on an airplane... suddenly there are issues and the plane is crashing....the pilot come and tell obama and the hippy there are only 2 parachutes... obama tells the hippy and the pilot how fucking important he is and that he is also the smartest black man and must be saved. he is, grabs a chute and jumps out....
the pilot and the hippy look at each other .... then the hippy tells the pilot, don't worry obama jumped out with my backpack
