Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I bank with a few different banks, all for different reasons, but my 'workhouse account' is with a high street bank. Anyway, I get my annual review summary of my accounts today.

Nothing unexpected but I read part of the paper to see a section marked as my 'Benefits' of banking with them. Top of the list, before anything else, at number one, it states:



WOW! Is that a fucking BENIFIT or WHAT! I am actually allowed access to the bank I bank with! Well fuck me sideways ! Who would have thought it? Perhaps I'm missing out...

Perhaps if I go down there, there will be a party taking place, with a DJ, pretty ladies and an open bar...

The bouncer will then, upon seeing my letter, will pull back the velvet rope and give me access !

PARTY TIME 4 SHO!