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Old 05-06-2019, 03:43 AM  
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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober View Post
Man calls up his boss and says - I'm not coming in today boss, I'm sick'

Being known for tardiness, the boss asks him 'Sick?' Yeah I'm sick replies the guy'...

OK says the boss Just Exactly HOW sick are you?'

Guy replies 'Well, I'm in bed with my 9 year old daughter and I'm fucking her up the ass. I'm having such a good time, I ain't coming into work! That sick enough for yah?'
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