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crockett · 05-24-2019, 12:49 PM

Libertarian
A philosophy held by people who fundamentally fail to grasp that human beings are social animals.

Libertarianism is not to be confused with Objectivism, a philosophy espoused mostly by privileged 18-year olds who believe that a toddler's "Mine!" phase is the best time of his life and should therefore be encouraged in adults as well.
You might be a Libertarian if:

1. You believe that over 200 years of economic regulations were put in place just for the heck of it.

2. You believe that roads and bridges build themselves, or that water is safe to drink by default.

3. You believe, for reasons known only to God, that living in a country virtually devoid of governance, such as Somalia, is preferable to living in a country with strong government oversight, such as Sweden.

4. You believe that the wealthy and successful built their success from literally nothing, with no help from taxpayer-funded infrastructure, police, firemen, schools, military protection, investment in science, etc., and so by this logic taxes are a form of "stealing".

5. You would prefer that citizens be controlled and dominated by large corporations over which they have no control than a single government over which they have at least some control.

6. You believe that profit motives can in no way conflict with the public good. For example, you believe that privately run prisons with a profit motive will naturally focus on rehabilitation and minimizing recidivism, because they totally want to reduce the prison population for some reason.

7. You believe that people living in a country in which they have to work two or more dead-end jobs just to make ends meet are free just because those same people would hypothetically pay less taxes if they magically got rich.

8. Everything wrong with anything is Democrats fault, but Republicans never do any wrong. You aren't a Republican you are a free thinking independant Libertarian, it just so happens that you 100% agree with everything Republicans do but you are also 100% independant with a open mind. Democrats are still always wrong even if you claim you voted for Obama while trying to score points in online arguments..

05-24-2019, 12:49 PM
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Libertarian A philosophy held by people who fundamentally fail to grasp that human beings are social animals. Libertarianism is not to be confused with Objectivism, a philosophy espoused mostly by privileged 18-year olds who believe that a toddler's "Mine!" phase is the best time of his life and should therefore be encouraged in adults as well. You might be a Libertarian if: 1. You believe that over 200 years of economic regulations were put in place just for the heck of it. 2. You believe that roads and bridges build themselves, or that water is safe to drink by default. 3. You believe, for reasons known only to God, that living in a country virtually devoid of governance, such as Somalia, is preferable to living in a country with strong government oversight, such as Sweden. 4. You believe that the wealthy and successful built their success from literally nothing, with no help from taxpayer-funded infrastructure, police, firemen, schools, military protection, investment in science, etc., and so by this logic taxes are a form of "stealing". 5. You would prefer that citizens be controlled and dominated by large corporations over which they have no control than a single government over which they have at least some control. 6. You believe that profit motives can in no way conflict with the public good. For example, you believe that privately run prisons with a profit motive will naturally focus on rehabilitation and minimizing recidivism, because they totally want to reduce the prison population for some reason. 7. You believe that people living in a country in which they have to work two or more dead-end jobs just to make ends meet are free just because those same people would hypothetically pay less taxes if they magically got rich. 8. Everything wrong with anything is Democrats fault, but Republicans never do any wrong. You aren't a Republican you are a free thinking independant Libertarian, it just so happens that you 100% agree with everything Republicans do but you are also 100% independant with a open mind. Democrats are still always wrong even if you claim you voted for Obama while trying to score points in online arguments.. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.