HairyChick

WANTS:

Male
Over 5’3”
Dark hair
Hairy as a gorilla, especially the chest and groin
At least twenty pounds overweight
Circumcised
Average cock size and up to eight inches
Mustache and/or beard welcome

DISLIKES:

Shaved anything but head is okay
Very thin
Uncircumcised
Unflossed teeth
Unclean anything, especially butts, hands, teeth and hair

DOESN’T MATTER:

Skin color
Religion but not overzealous (relates to body as in always praying on your knees)
Cock size or small size isn’t a deal breaker
Overweight unless you can’t get out of bed

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I had a discussion about this with my doctor today. She has a picture of her husband with his hairy chest exposed. Balding, of course, as hairy men are genetically programmed by testosterone to develop, and a nice smile. I spoke about the bald head/hairy chest attractions and went on from there.

I figured I’d ask here since most active posters are men. I’m curious if anyone will admit to likings small breasts as opposed to huge breasts. And will women give the expected answer as in big cocks.

If you’re bisexual, please include both sexes

If non-sexual, why aren’t you attracted to either gender? Clinical explanations excluded, just tell us why you think you’re sexless.

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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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