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Old 05-30-2019, 12:39 PM  
Bladewire
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Navy christens ship the USS Trump


Some facts about the ship previewed below:

Type: Battleship
Displacement: Most ever
Length: Longest ever
Beam: Bigly
Draft: N/A - Bone spurs
Speed: Lot's of knots. More knots than my kids shoes
Range: Further than every ship ever. More than Obama's
Complement: More soldiers than any war ever
Electronic warfare & decoys: The best. Ever.
Armament: The best guns the NRA donated.
Armor: A bunch of armor. Like you have never seen.
Aircraft carried: One Trump Airlines 727.
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