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I went to yeshiva for six unfortunate years and never heard of Jesus being a rabbi. I never understood how a Jew became the leader and God of Christianity.
I also know that back then their language wasn’t English and Latin translated can take on many forms. Jesus is Jewish may have meant Jesus is Jew-like, looking like the Jew across the desert.
I asked a rabbi for an explanation of how a Jew could preach religion and lead the Christian faith. I ended up with a boring story about the Bible and interpretations.
All I remember is learning my part of the Torah for my Bat Mitzvah. “Her husband trusts in her and never lacks gain” was read with 103 fever as “her husband trucks in her and never hacks grain.”
I can still laugh about that after all these years.
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