A real actual turd - Fecal matter - Not an ugly girl...
First off we went to the cinema, sat together and watched a movie. Then, we went on to a bar for drinks and a bite to eat. The turd enjoyed it, because it got even larger !
Finally, we both went back to my place, where we got into bed together, and after some fooling around, I drifted off to sleep, and we both slept closely together all night...
Then in the morning....
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OK, So I'm a sick fuck you are thinking? I'm making it all up? Well NO and NO. I'm NOT sick and I'm being truthful ! And what's more,
I bet you have done it too !
Because, to continue the story, in the morning...
I sat on the toilet, let the turd out and flushed it away !
It had been inside me all the time and it's just you sick twisted imaginations that made this sweet story of me having a nice night out and a good night's sleep into some kinda sick perverted fantasy !
Really, what is it with you guys and poo? Are we like all 12 again? No, we are grown adults so why not try acting like it from time to time? I despair...
