Umm "new" name... I coined that name for you at least 2 years ago and used it religiously..
Maybe it's a case of your eyes see what your brain expects it to see so it takes a bit of time for your brain to adjust. In your case apparently that's at least 2 years..
It is funny though you call people twatwaffles and other names for years but get offended when you finally realize I renamed you..
Also learn to use the "spacebar".. I didn't read past the 1st sentance where you whined about your "new" name because its a jumbled mess of whatever the fuck you are complaining about..