HairyChick

If you’re wondering where the faucet went, I’m assuming that he removed it to spray epoxy paint

Okay, I pasted what Twitter saved but I’m unfamiliar with Twitter and this doesn’t come out right. Someone please copy, fix and paste it. It’s a great tip for apartment people who break things.


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ok I’ve really seen it all now. <a href="https://t.co/TgS1pHFiNQ">pic.twitter.com/TgS1pHFiNQ</a></p>&mdash; 𝓡𝓲𝓪 (@riamichaelss) <a href="https://twitter.com/riamichaelss/status/1128427627155533826?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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