I've ended up with an entry form for a contest in the UK from a lube company. Complete the following slogan in 10 words or less: I like EZ lube because... (EZ Lube is not the real name)
I've come up with: I like EZ lube because... "Gayness in the Anus, without lube may cause you painus" Exactly 10 words... + it also rhymes...
Its a physical competition (Not Online) so I have to fill out a piece of paper and send it off. So I only get one go... Before I do... Can you think of a better one?
My second choice of: I like EZ lube because... "I'm a fucking pervert' doesn't seem to have a winning ring to it...
