OK, so I know we all agreed that we were not going to talk about the other GFY people that attended your delightful party, here on GFY, however that doesn't mean I cunt make this poost to thank you publically for your hospitality
I hope the neighbours did not give you too much grief for my van blocking the road while they winched me over the hedge into your garden, but once I was in, I was very happy. Hope you can get the hot tub clean btw, but it really was a great idea for me to shit in it. It contained all my mess in one place, and it was thoughtful that you allowed Norah to pick up the dog turds from the garden and put them in the hot tub with me. It really added to the experience, and saved me from having to bring my own along with me. I'd also like to take the chance to say that you have a lovely home - Despite me being unable to fit through the door and go inside that is - But it looked nice from the garden anyway...
Anyway, home safe and sound now after only having to stop and have Norah clean me up approx 12 times. Norah really is a trooper bless her x
So, thanks again for a great party, and a big shout out to the other GFY members present ! You know who you are ! Much Love ! Thanks again mate XXX