HairyChick

No, not to knit a cock warmer!

I figured that maybe one of your wives does yarn work. I’m looking for an iced coffee sleeve or cozy.

Amazon has some but they’re ugly or overpriced. eBay is basically the same and Etsy people charge cheap prices but get you on postage.

Initially I wanted neoprene with a Velcro closure. Then I liked silicone that slipped on. Finally I decided to go with knitted or crocheted yarn. I’m wanting a sleeve that slips on from the bottom of the cup and goes halfway up the cup. I’m not concerned with heat sensitivity as I don’t do hot coffee.

I have many various insulated cups and prefer a sleeve of the same width. In other words, not narrower at the bottom like a paper coffee cup.

Maybe you know of someone who does this and could make a few for me. I don’t need high-quality yarn; Walmart brand is fine. Color isn’t a must-have but nothing like khaki or bright yellow or white or crimson. If you do neoprene, color and pattern aren’t a must-have either but girly colors are preferred. Black is fine as black sleeves matter.

😂

Weird request but I’d rather share the money here than Etsy or Pinterest. Payment via PayPal and approximate cost should be around $5. Negotiable price will be considered.

An acquaintance suggested that I buy a cheap knitted scarf, cut it, have the edges stitched and sewn together. I think that’s more work than knitting the sleeves plus scarfs for the winter aren’t around in August!

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