After twenty-five years of being with my wife I am going to meet her first husband Mark.
Mark and my wife's brothers were all friends, and went through high school together, and remained friends all of this time. Mark's parents lived very close to my wife's parents, so they all remained friends as well. In fact, I met Mark's parents once; His father was old school US Navy computer geek during the cold war so we talked for hours.
I am not nervious or anything, but looking forward to it. However, me being me I want to fuck with him in a nice way. What should I say to him? He lives in a nudist colony and always dresses as a pirate for Halloween.
I thought I would open with "Ahoy Mate".
Picture of him dressed a pirate for fun.
