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That’s my new line if I ever post a personal ad: “must be willing to cut my toenails to prove your love.”
I’m screaming like I’m being tortured during my podiatrist visits. I can’t think of a living person who’d want to do that without being paid.
An ex once had a pimple on his back and asked me to pop it. I offered to hold a hot compress against it only. Guess that proves that I didn’t truly love him.
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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