Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

That’s my new line if I ever post a personal ad: “must be willing to cut my toenails to prove your love.”

I’m screaming like I’m being tortured during my podiatrist visits. I can’t think of a living person who’d want to do that without being paid.

An ex once had a pimple on his back and asked me to pop it. I offered to hold a hot compress against it only. Guess that proves that I didn’t truly love him.