Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I have a stripper friend in Montreal and the only way she gets across the border without having her phone and bag looked into is to bring her little dog with her! LOL

Also one time I tried to bring down a hooker from Montreal I fancied for a weekend visit to New York. She got to the airport, was stopped at security, asked to explain why there were all these texts from men on her phone, and turned her away threatening to arrest her if she didn't leave immediately.