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Old 10-14-2019, 10:36 AM  
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Originally Posted by ilnjscb View Post
I bow to your superior experience - really, not being sarcastic. If so this practice is very very wrong and discriminatory. Although whenever I travel one way, I run the risk of getting the SSSS which is TSA speak for "please fondle this guy's nads excessively"
Haha! I hurt my back a few years ago so now whenever I go through the airport scanner a white spot shows up on the xray thingy. So I know it's time to get patted down! I just close my eyes and pretend it's a sensual massage. That way I travel to my destination with a smile on my face and a boner in my pants!

Tho now I am worried I am developing a 'thing' for short Indian TSA dudes wearing gloves.
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