Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Haha! I hurt my back a few years ago so now whenever I go through the airport scanner a white spot shows up on the xray thingy. So I know it's time to get patted down! I just close my eyes and pretend it's a sensual massage. That way I travel to my destination with a smile on my face and a boner in my pants!

Tho now I am worried I am developing a 'thing' for short Indian TSA dudes wearing gloves.