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Originally Posted by Scott McD
Darth is Luke's father.
Oops sorry spoiler...
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...and Leia is Luke's sister!
...and Kylo Ren is Darth Vader's grandson!
...and Kylo Ren is Princess Leia's son!
...and Kylo Ren is Han Solo's son too!
...and Han Solo is a deadbeat dad who dies like a punk ass bitch!
...and Luke Skywalker is an old fart pussy who dies alone on an island!
...and Princess Leia is dead (well, Carrie Fisher)!
...and Rey? Um, she's nobody.