Gotta be one time when I was a sophomore in High School, back before I could drive and I was still riding the bus. Was sitting all the way in the back (cause I was cool, y'know?). Started talking shit really loudly about this girl my friend was dating with a couple kids in the back - I mean this girl was HUGE and totally ripped. Said how she could totally kick his ass. And of course, after I'd been going on for like 5 minutes, I look towards the front of the bus and see a girl turn around...guess who it was?
To this day I'll never know WHY she was on the bus that day, but goddamn was I embarrased. Plus like I said she was huge - TOTALLY could have kicked my ass.