I was doing a sales call ...standing in the kitchen with the lady of the house while her kids were running around screaming and throwing a tantrum.
She was getting extremely frustrated that we could not hold our conversation.
She was a customer of mine for YEARS and we exchanged some pretty bad jokes ... the worse the joke the better she liked it.
Her four year old ran through the kitchen we hear a thump and he started crying ... no wailing.
I told her this reminded me of a joke ....
Quote:
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"Little Johnny comes running down the stairs one day with blood & guts dripping from his finger ... and says ...Mom, Mom - you are right - the baby does have a soft spot in the middle of his head."
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well the four year old came back into the kitchen SIMULTANEOUSLY ... with blood spewing as he had knocked out his BOTH his front teeth.
OUCH ...
both feet in mouth at same time ...
OUCH ...