in college, i was planning on dumping my girlfriend... so i went out w/ some guys and got way too drunk. they called her to come pick me up. while walking to the car i fell down. evidently (i don't remember but they told me later) i opened my eyes w/ her leaning over me and said "You look just like my ex girlfriend."
a friend of a friend moved to austin last year so he started hanging w/ my friends. i didn't know him very well at the time... one night we were out, again i was too drunk, and he said something about his mom being out on a date(he seemed upset about it). i said something like, don't worry about it, i'm sure you dad is on a date, too. um, yeah, his dad had died some horrible death 2 years earlier. wasn't good.
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