When I worked for a company (4 years ago) I got called into the office for a review on my day to day work, it's done once a year.
Anyway, the boss first words where "im not going to give you a pay raise".
After 2 years of no pay raise I spit the dummie, I stood up unzipped my fly and told him to "blow me" out loud.
Little did I know I got the job upstair (programmer) that I went for the week before and he wanted to say congratulations and that he's not my boss anymore.
I kind of lost both jobs about 2 hours later.
If only I shut my fucken mouth.
