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Question: Can this thermometer be used to measure brain temperatures? Or will it bend?
Answer: After drilling the correct diameter hole, Epoxy the thermometer to head. This way you can check your brain temperature anytime and no more bleeding...Just be sure to shave your head so the epoxy will seal good and stick...
By Meows3 on November 27, 2018
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Question: Is it waterproof
Answer: The metal probe is definitely waterproof. It is even KY Jelly proof. The red plastic is about 46.7% waterproof at room temperature, above that, I am not sure. I wouldn't place it in the microwave on HI and boil it to test the percentage however.
By Woody Crackhead on April 27, 2017
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Question: Can it read heart temp for politicians?
Answer: No, since most politicians don't have a heart, but you know they're cooked when they yell racist; it's all about the benjamins.
By Pam L on October 31, 2019
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