Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

After using the public toilets for a wee, I've recently begun to 'forget' to put my impressive wang away, and so I stride back out into the street with it hanging free for all to see.

I take delight in the expression upon peoples faces. All the women look on with a sense of lustful excitement, amazement and disbelief, while the men look at me angrily, and fail to hide their jealousy at my waving wang, which leads them to shrink away, in a state of inadequacy.

Do you also like to wave your wang about in public, and if so, do you get such good results?