adultinnovation

Ain't no place for pimps like you and me no more...

Gotta start thinking like Levi Strauss in the gold rush days..
Don't get in the stream to pan the gold, dress the chumps that do..

I thought we were the Levis in adult, but now we're just the mules..


All the girls on twitter are sad too cuz no one pays for their junk..
all our producers are like "where our orders at?" 1 million pornhub views... no sales?


And the boomers killed sex, drugs, and rocknrol. Disaster generation..

GG.