Originally Posted by raymor

Lol true. Though I'm probably the only one in line who has her credit card number.

Funny story about her. One day before getting started with actual work, I was um ... relaxing at my desk. Checking out a video of Heather taking it up the butt. Just at the wrong moment, the phone rang. Picking up the phone with my left hand since my right hand was a bit messy, I tried to sound professional "RMEE, how may I help you?" The potential new customer on the other end of the line said "hi, I think I need your help with my site. My name's Heather; I have this site called Ideepthroat.com. Maybe you've heard of it. I need some help with ...".

Maybe I've heard of it indeed. Maybe it's paused on my screen right now with a dick in your ass. "Yeah I think I have seen you around on GFY", I said, wiping the Vaseline off my hand to take notes about what she needed.

I've always wished I had shared the story with her after she was no longer a customer - she might get a good laugh from it. Obviously I couldn't say anything at the time - we're professionals, right?