08-28-2003, 02:51 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
YEah this one time I got hella embarassed, I was having a threesome with these 2 lesbian cousins, and then their mom's walked in and they were like girls you're sucking cock all wrong and they started blowing me, then I was like I want to do you all in the ass and they were like ok...but I gotta go get my hot latina neighbor and her 5 friends cause they're all hot and love anal...so I was like ok...then I got down to business and was fucking them all in the butt and it stunk like poo, and my lilttle brother walked in and said, "damn it smells like freshly prenetrated rectum in here" so I hit him in the head with a baseball trophy cause he was a nerd and deserved to die and then I was wiping poo off my dick before I humped another shithole and there was a sticker on my pants and it was all, "these pants are not name brand and they're such and such size" I was hella all embarassed...then I crapped myself and shit on a tiger. and the radio was on. so i started masturbating to the thought of my mom.
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too fucking funny! |
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