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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer
1. Sex
2. Sandwiches
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a guy walks into a bar and sees a sign on the wall: ham sandwiches $3.00, handjobs $5.00
a beautiful woman walks out so the guys says "are the one that does the handjobs?"
the woman says "yes, I am"
the guys says " well wash your hands i want a ham sandwich"