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InsaneMidget · 02-19-2020, 08:41 PM

There doesn't seem to be much innovation with these assholes. I pop on the random porn server here and there to fix some horrific MechBunny spaghetti code for friends once in awhile and I was just curious if there is any intention of adult hosts planning on catching up with what mainstream hosts are offering?

You all make me feel like it's 2004. Any sincere good hosts out there anymore? Yea, I get that you can configure a server for me however I want, but I don't want to wait 3 days and then another 3 weeks for you to fix your shitty configuration because your team is made of mostly $250/month uneducated Croatian techs.

I want control, I want a custom client UI that isn't this same outdated cpanel horseshit for retards. I want to scale in seconds by sliding a button, I want to easily setup node.js apps or have a host stfu when I ask them to upgrade php to the newest version.

Anyway, just curious if there is anyone out there like that yet or is it all still garbage?

02-19-2020, 08:41 PM
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	Are there any adult hosts that don't offer the same bullshit services from 10 years ago? There doesn't seem to be much innovation with these assholes. I pop on the random porn server here and there to fix some horrific MechBunny spaghetti code for friends once in awhile and I was just curious if there is any intention of adult hosts planning on catching up with what mainstream hosts are offering? You all make me feel like it's 2004. Any sincere good hosts out there anymore? Yea, I get that you can configure a server for me however I want, but I don't want to wait 3 days and then another 3 weeks for you to fix your shitty configuration because your team is made of mostly $250/month uneducated Croatian techs. I want control, I want a custom client UI that isn't this same outdated cpanel horseshit for retards. I want to scale in seconds by sliding a button, I want to easily setup node.js apps or have a host stfu when I ask them to upgrade php to the newest version. Anyway, just curious if there is anyone out there like that yet or is it all still garbage?